Inmate files lawsuit claiming O.J. Simpson is “hitman” for Steve Jobs

lnfiniteLoopA South Carolina inmate notorious for filing frivolous and fanciful lawsuits against public figures has used his latest complaint to accuse Apple chief executive Steve Jobs of employing O.J. Simpson as a “hitman” for the past two decades, in addition a litany of other outlandish offenses.[…] Thanks to lnfiniteLoop for providing this nice story on Digg.

What other users say about this:

JckDnl: You know what’s going to be funny is when we end up finding out all his crazy law suits have truth to them!

anshuman: i think this guy is jack thompsons soulmate ……*rimshot*.

semaphoreblock: in other news. oj is also responsible for the ms zune design. he wanted something that reminded him of … the juice just can’t win…

digitallysick: This guy rocks, todays hero

xenonline: WTF?

metalica77: Did he get sold a DOA Ipod or something?

da5id: I knew it!

Gabberwok: This is the most rational thing I’ve seen on Digg today…

Cherubim: Jobs is using “the juice” to squeeze the competition ?

opticburger: “Several weeks ago, he filed suit against Elvis Presley and Neverland Ranch for, inter alia, ‘WAR CRIMES Rock N Rollin My Brain’,” the Judge wrote.

Sounds like something out of The Onion.

caryw: How the hell did this make it to the front page of digg? Just because it mentions Steve Jobs? This kind of crap happens every day without anyone paying notice, and rightfully so.

None of us are any better after reading this garbage. Buried, please do the same.

toastgodsupreme: Your taxes at work…

HideoKojima: I heard that Steve Blowjobs paid him with his ass.

EdwardoTheGreat: And yet Gates isn’t dead.

madstringer: His Wikipedia entry is the funniest that I have ever read. Having a bad day? Read It!


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